Oh ho, yessir! Things are really starting to heat up here in our Alyssa Milano Month tribute at B-Movie Enema with the arrival of Poison Ivy II: Lily.
We started out the month seeing her as a pixie-haired street revolutionary with wild clothes and men fixated on her ass (rightfully so) with Double Dragon. We then saw her play a sorta-nun in Deadly Sins. Last week we heard the Confessions of Sorority Girls. Now, we start to dive into her more sultry roles with the queen bee of all her sultry roles to come next week. Continue reading “Poison Ivy II: Lily (1996)”
Alyssa Milano Month continues on B-Movie Enema. For our third installment, we hop over to Showtime to listen in on some Confessions of Sorority Girls.
This movie is actually also known as Confessions of a Sorority Girl as it was originally released. If that sounds familiar to some exploitation fans out there, it’s because it was part of a series of made for TV movies produced by Showtime that acted as loose remakes of 1950s movies of the same title. Now, a producer on this series of remakes and a co-writer of this movie is Debra Hill. She’s best known for producing several John Carpenter movies. So this is coming from a certain amount of talent. Continue reading “Confessions of Sorority Girls (1994)”
Welcome back to Alyssa Milano Month here at B-Movie Enema. Today, we’re going to look at Deadly Sins – a Catholic thriller/slasher flick.
Back when I worked at a video store, I know I saw this movie on the shelf and thought to myself, “I like what I’m seeing here with Alyssa’s face and that little hint of cleavage. I’ll have to check this out.” Well, twenty years later, I’m finally checking it out. I guess better late than never, eh? Continue reading “Deadly Sins (1995)”
It’s December and it is a time of giving. That said, I’d like to dedicate this month to a specific actress that has given not only me, but all of us so so much. And since her birthday is also in December, well… Yeah, I put a lot of thought into this theme.
So without further ado, welcome to Alyssa Milano Month on B-Movie Enema! We have five, count ’em FIVE, movies from one of the most productive, and crushed upon, girls of the 90s. Not one who got mixed up in booze or drugs, but a legit amazingly hot woman who, to this day, still commands her sexuality and better judgment to be a hell of a person. Continue reading “Double Dragon (1994)”
Woopidee doo! You know that brand new Marvel Studios movie coming out today??? Yeah, Doctor Something or Another?!? I’m going to talk about it today for B-Movie Enema! What exciteme…
Wait. What the shit is this? Doctor Mordrid? I’m fairly certain that isn’t the name of the new Marvel movie. I’m about 99.9% sure the character’s name is Doctor STRANGE. I mean, he looks like Doctor Strange. He’s got that tunic thing and that amulet business. He’s doing magic lightning stuff with his hands. There is a trippy, weird shit thing going on with the universe in there. This is Doctor Strange, right? I mean that’s Benedict Cumberbatch there playing this wizard dude, yeah? No. Wait, that says Jeffrey Combs. Huh. Continue reading “Doctor Mordrid (1992)”
Remember Edward Furlong? Yeah, the good John Connor. He’s in this movie. So is Skeletor, Frank Langella. Today, we’re going to look at 1994’s Brainscan!
Oh, and it also looks like Daniel Craig also plays a scary guy with a stretched out face!
In the 90s, technology was flooding our everyday lives. Computers with the interwebs and the lightning fast 14:4 modems that delivered to us super high contrast colored websites and flying toasters. It was only fair to assume it was going to filter into our movies. Once in the movies, naturally, it was time for it to take over horror, sci-fi, and horscirorfi. Continue reading “Brainscan (1994)”
Have you got the summertime blues? Has the heat gotten to you? Well, I’m here with a big bowl of ice cream served up from none other than the Ice Cream Man himself – Clint Howard.
The 90s saw a slew of direct-to-video horrors that seem to feature a lot of gross shit on the cover. I mean look at that ice cream cone Clint Howard is holding on the cover of that VHS box. That’s some seriously gross shit. It also featured lots of… how do I say this nicely… odd… looking… actors. Clint Howard, a man born for b-movies, Larry Drake, who very convincingly played a mentally handicapped man on TV, Warwick Davis as a Leprechaun, but not that he’s weird looking per ce, but he’s a little person, and, in the 90s, that was all it took… Continue reading “Ice Cream Man (1995)”